it would still matter. even if the universe imploded... in which case Chuck Norris would be the big bang... and start a whole new universe in which every instance of Jack Bauer would be roundhouse kicked into a suckier universe that was parallel, but less cool... way less cool.
The real question is who would win in a fight between Chloe and Charles "teased bangs" Norris. Jack would simply call Chloe and talk her into sneaking onto the set where Chuck is filming his Total Gym infomercial and put him down. Jack would then hang up and get back to saving the friggin' world.
Chuck Norris is really a cyborg from a terrible 1960's sci-fi b-film and all Jack has to do is call Chloe and ask her to hack into Chuck's "programming system" and program him to give himself roundhouse kicks to his own face.
Hey Phat! Wussy Actor? Dillweed? You obviously haven't seen Jack Bauer in action or Kiefer Sutherland for that matter. I think the only difference between Jack Bauer's life and Kiefer's is Jack uses a gun...and doesn't get thrown in jail for it.
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it would still matter. even if the universe imploded... in which case Chuck Norris would be the big bang... and start a whole new universe in which every instance of Jack Bauer would be roundhouse kicked into a suckier universe that was parallel, but less cool... way less cool.
jack bauer. he's better looking than chuck norris.
Jack Bauer would win, hands down. Chuck Norris would pull out all his crazy kung fu and Jack Bauer would just pull out a .45 and finish it.
Hello..? Yes? Jack... it's for you. It's the 80s. They need a totally wussy actor to play the part of some dillweed.
Vote Bauer / Norris 2008! Follow their campaign trail of blood and broken bones.
The real question is who would win in a fight between Chloe and Charles "teased bangs" Norris. Jack would simply call Chloe and talk her into sneaking onto the set where Chuck is filming his Total Gym infomercial and put him down. Jack would then hang up and get back to saving the friggin' world.
Chuck Norris is really a cyborg from a terrible 1960's sci-fi b-film and all Jack has to do is call Chloe and ask her to hack into Chuck's "programming system" and program him to give himself roundhouse kicks to his own face.
Hey Phat! Wussy Actor? Dillweed? You obviously haven't seen Jack Bauer in action or Kiefer Sutherland for that matter. I think the only difference between Jack Bauer's life and Kiefer's is Jack uses a gun...and doesn't get thrown in jail for it.
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