Mastering the Internet in 1997

Dear Diary,


Today was a particularly exciting day. I just got my "Mastering the Internet" videos in the mail. Now I will know what the heck I'm doing. I am especially excited to Chat with Men...

...about Football!


Also, there's nothing that I enjoy more than having the internet work for me.


Sincerely,
Computer Illiterate

The World Wide Web or "Internet" has been around for a little while now. Below are just a few examples of what you can use the "Internet" for.

• Sports Scores
• Chatting with Women
• Doing your Taxes
• Football Scores
• Chatting with Men about Football
• Egyptian Literature
• Sending electronic M

Okay. I admit that I feel like I have mastered the Internet. Well almost. Watch the following video and tell me if you can do any of this stuff.

Mastering the Internet: Part II

"Don't work for the Internet. Let the Internet work for you"

(Is anyone else thinking about Kip from Napoleon Dynamite?)