Good Day,
I am Mr. Ming Yang, Director of Operations of the
Hang Seng Bank Ltd,Sai Wan Ho Branch, Hong Kong I
have an obscured business suggestion for you.I am
here-by seeking your service in helping me recieve
a large amount of money and in giving a clear
research and feasibility studies on areas I could
invest on. Your services will be paid for, and you
will be a partner, if your recommendation is accepted.
As a bank employee, I cannot operate any personal
investment till I am retired and with the
Anti-corruption Bill passed in Hong Kong; For security
purpose, due to telecom interception in Hong Kong, I shall
not accept or acknowledge any phone call. Only fax
messages/emails would be treated in relation to this
proposal but not without this code; [CODE NO: AM-001].
Should you be further interested,I would prefer you to
reach me soon and finally after that I shall provide you
with more details of this operation.Contact me through
this email for further confidential corespondence:
[email address here]
Kind Regards
Mr. Ming Yang
****I think these emails are hilarious. I especially love how vague the email is. I replied to him like this:
Dear Mr. Ming yang
Nice Try.
Cordially,
Your Fellow Scammer.
(I am totally not a scammer. I was sarcastic.)
4 comments:
Ok that was ha ha funny. I love your reply.
Mr. Blogger,
I am not knowing how you do miss such a good chance to make more monies in great easy manner.
tee hee! tee hee! for some reason that reminds me of the simpson's episode where homer is "mr. sparkle" in japan.
Evil email...
1. If your spouse has died under mysterious circumstances, don't ask me to help transfer your wealth.
2. Trust me when I tell you that I don't need penis enlargement. I can prove it if I have to :)
3. If I have won so many international lotteries why do I still have to work?
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