Autobots vs. Decepticons

In honor of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, I have decided to reveal real transformers living right here among us. There are several vehicles that appear to look like Transformers but do not be deceived, they are actually just vehicles. What I am about to show you has been classified above top secret. I risk everything just by revealing the following information.

For several years, there have been a few Transformers both Autobots and Decepticons that have found themselves in the service of Meg and I.

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Meet Dalila

Affiliation: Autobots
Notable Relative: Bumblebee

Dalila has been with Meg since 2000. Details are not clear on why Dalila chose to be Meg's guardian but we are happy to have her with us. She will still leave occasionally to rendezvous with Optimus Prime and the other Autobots.



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Meet Samson

Affiliation: Decepticons (Originally)

Samson defected from the service of the Decepticons and as a result was hunted for a few years by Starscream and Soundwave. He found refuge with the Autobots and has shared invaluable details about Megatron's endgame to enslave and destroy the human race here on Earth. Optimus Prime officially accepted Samson's defection to the side of the Autobots in 2007. Optimus, fearing for the safety of Samson as an asset with powerful information, sent him to us to be watched over by Dalila and Rizzo (see below).



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Meet Rizzo

Affiliation: Autobots
Notable Relative: Soundwave (distant cousins)

Rizzo came to Earth with Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Jazz, Ironhide, and Ratchet. Rizzo was not included in the historical documents recorded by Michael Bay and Dreamworks. However, she did play an important part in the recovery of the Allspark that to this day remains classified information that only top government officials have access to. Often found on reconesciene missions with Samson to find Energon cubes here on Earth.



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Meet Blade

Affiliation: Decepticon
Notable Relative: Scorponok

A really nasty piece of work. Although small, he tears up anything in it's path. If you see Blade, DO NOT APPROACH! Slowly back away and start heading in the opposite direction. Although, Blade is still a Decepticon, it is rumored that growing up on Cybertron, before it was destroyed, Blade really had the "hots" for an Autobot named Rizzo (see above). Blade followed Rizzo to Earth to prove his love for her. Blade is on inactive status with the Decepticons and still sends a Christmas card every year to Megatron and Starscream to keep up appearances. Blade is permitted to stay close to Rizzo under close supervision and has agreed to have his communications with Decepticons monitored by Samson so as to not reveal sensitive information relating to the Autobots.


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Thanks Brian and Q for the decals. Circa Christmas '08. I have included the following for your viewing pleasure.